DON’T LAUGH
Never laugh at your wife’s choices – you are one of them
Our language is called the mother tongue
Because the father never gets a chance to speak!
It
is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent
that survives. It is the one that is most adaptable to change.
People smoke and drink for a few days and get addicted to it
I am studying since nursery and now in class 12 but still not addicted to studying
That’s called “SELF CONTROL”
Always remember single doesn’t always mean lonely
The same way relationship doesn’t always mean happy
Three stupid stages of life –
Teen age: Have time and energy but no money
Working Age: Have money and energy but no time
Old age: Have time and money but no energy
Wife and husband always compromise,
Husband admits that he’s wrong and wife too agrees with him
A mother makes her son “GENTLE” in 20 years
But a girl makes him “MENTAL” in 20 minutes
You can’t buy love
But you pay heavily for it
Having one child makes you a parent
But having two makes you a referee
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is always husband
Facts of 21st century
Our smart phone – wireless
Cooking – fireless
Food – fatless
Dress – sleeveless
Youth – jobless
Leaders – shameless
Relations – meaningless
Attitude – careless
Feelings – heartless
Education – valueless
Our hope and dreams – endless
I am – speechless
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world
One best book is equal to hundred good friends.
But a good friend is equal to a Library
Anyone can make you happy by doing something special
But only someone special can make you happy without doing anything
A wise man makes his own decision, an ignorant man follows public opinion
Every bad situation will have something positive
Even a dead clock shows correct time twice a day
Stay positive in life. God knows what is best for you
Best Friends never have the same nature
They just have best understanding of their differences
Our life does not get better by chance, it gets better by CHANGE
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